Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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