I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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