32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize