what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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