went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The struggles of a small town man whore
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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