great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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