Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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