well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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