sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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