How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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