Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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