rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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