I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have fence marks all over my body
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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