i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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