Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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