Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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