By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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