Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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