I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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