just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Me too!
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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