She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize