I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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