the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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