So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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