if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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