Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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