worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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