So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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