I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you will always have a special place in my vag
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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