Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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