Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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