what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Come share oat with me in your robe
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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