we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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