I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
