Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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