so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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