k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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