I can't watch pbs sober anymore
this beer tastes like vomit already
home. puking in laundry basket.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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