He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
ugly people sure do ruin things
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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