I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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