So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
