If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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