have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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