Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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