Christians are straight up FREAKS
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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