But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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