my sisters under your porch take her home
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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