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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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