I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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