do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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