You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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