He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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